man skies down escalator on London underground.
The authorities want to charge him.
What will the charge be?
update: skier makes the guardian
"Arild is a legend in Norway's free ski subculture, a "crazy half-communist" who pursues thrills over fame or money, according to Spelmann. "He works four months a year then spends the rest of his time skiing. He really is an excellent skier and he's done this stuff many times. He's happy. He just does it."